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Funny River, AK health

Funny River differs from Alaska on 20 of 40 measures. It has fewer adults facing housing insecurity (7.6% vs 12.3%) and fewer adults facing a utility shut-off (5.2% vs 8.2%). Where it trails the state: more adults who have had cancer (12.8% vs 7%).

CDC PLACES 2025 · adults 18+ · CDC's estimate for Funny River
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Funny River’s Health Grade: B+

On seven CDC health estimates for adults, Funny River is healthier than 70% of U.S. towns, and than 89% of towns with similar incomes.

BSelf-rated healthC+Physical distressA+Mental distressA-ObesityBDiabetesBSmokingA-Exercise
All U.S. towns we grade (19,420)Healthier than 70%
Less healthyHealthier
Alaska towns we grade (71)Healthier than 54%
Towns with similar incomes, $51K–$85K (9,402)Healthier than 89%

Better than its income would suggest. Funny River is healthier than most towns with similar incomes, even though its overall grade is B+.

These are estimates. At the ends of CDC’s likely ranges, Funny River could be anywhere from C+ to A.
How the Health Grade works
  • Seven CDC estimates. Adults in fair or poor health, frequent physical distress, frequent mental distress, obesity, diabetes, smoking and no exercise (CDC PLACES, 2025 release). On each one a town earns the share of U.S. towns doing worse, and those shares are averaged. It’s the same score as our Healthiest towns in Alaska ranking.
  • Graded on a national curve. Every U.S. town with 1,000+ residents and all seven estimates (19,420 places) is lined up by score: A+ top 5%A next 10%A- next 10%B B+ to B−, next 30%C C+ to C−, next 30%D D and D−, bottom 15%
  • Not adjusted for income. Wealthier towns are usually healthier, and the grade shows that as it is. The similar-incomes bar compares Funny River with U.S. towns whose median household income is within 25% of its own.
  • Modeled, not measured. CDC combines national survey answers with each area’s age, sex, race and income mix. Funny River uses CDC’s own estimate for it. High blood pressure is left out because it tracks age more than anything else. The confidence line recomputes the grade with every estimate at the low, then the high, end of its range.
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How Funny River compares with Alaska

Each theme counts how many of its measures are better, worse or too close to call against the state. Tap one to jump to it.

Chronic conditions

Out of every 100 Funny River adults…

42 of every 100 Funny River adults have high blood pressure
Alaska: 33 in 100 · worse · margin 37.7–45.4%

Bars show Funny River; the black tick is Alaska. Tap a condition to see it as people.

Habits

Everyday habits, side by side with the state

Funny River, betterFunny River, worseToo close to callAlaska
Get no exerciseshare of adults 21.4% Funny River
AK 21.7%
Sleep under 7 hoursshare of adults 28.2% Funny River
AK 35.1%
Binge drinkshare of adults 14% Funny River
AK 17.6%
Smoke cigarettesshare of adults 14% Funny River
AK 16%
0%10%20%30%40%
Care & screenings

Keeping up with care

Share of Funny River adults getting routine care. The full ring is 100%; the dark tick marks Alaska.

72%
Yearly checkup
AK 69%
62%
Dentist visit
AK 60%
87%
Cholesterol check
AK 80%
66%
Colon screening
AK 59%
59%
Mammogram
AK 66%
78%
Taking BP meds
AK 68%
1 in 13
working-age adults has no health insurance
Funny River 8% · Alaska 1 in 10 (10%)
Mind & connection

How Funny River adults are doing

1 in 3Funny River adults feel lonely
29% · Alaska 33.3% · better
1 in 6Funny River adults have been diagnosed with depression
18% · Alaska 20.7% · too close to call
1 in 5Funny River adults lack social or emotional support
19.6% · Alaska 25.4% · better
1 in 8Funny River adults are in frequent mental distress
12.5% · Alaska 16.1% · better
Everyday needs

Making ends meet

Needs that shape health as much as any doctor visit: food, housing, utilities and a way to get around.

1 in 11
Funny River adults worry about having enough food
9.5% · AK 14.3% · better
1 in 13
Funny River adults worry about keeping their housing
7.6% · AK 12.3% · better
1 in 19
Funny River adults were threatened with a utility shut-off
5.2% · AK 8.2% · better
1 in 17
Funny River adults lack reliable transportation
5.8% · AK 9% · better

6.6% of Funny River adults receive SNAP (food stamps), compared with 10.1% across Alaska.

Disability

Living with a disability

31.1%

of Funny River adults live with a disability (Alaska 29.6%). Walking or climbing stairs is the most common.

Walking or climbing stairs14.8%
Thinking or memory11.1%
Hearing11.1%
Errands alone7%
Vision4.5%
Dressing or bathing3.7%

Black tick: Alaska. Shown without a better/worse judgment.

Around Funny River

Funny River and the towns around it

Pick a measure to shade the map. Darker is worse for health. Pins are hospitals and community health centers in and near Funny River.

Sterling: 31.7% Soldotna: 33% Ridgeway: 33.5% Kalifornsky: 31.7% Funny River: 31% Funny River Sterling Soldotna Central Peninsula General Hospital · Soldotna · 9.9 mi · 2★ MedicareH Peninsula Community Health Services of Alaska · Soldotna · 9.4 mi+
31%33.5%· darker is worse for health

Obesity

#1 of 5towns on this map, healthiest first
Funny River31%
Sterling31.7%
Soldotna33%
6 places to get careNearest ER 9.9 mi

Nearby towns are shaded from CDC's estimates for their ZIP codes, or CDC's own figure for cities and villages.

Getting care

Care in and near Funny River

No hospital or community health center in Funny River itself. These are the nearest.

HNearest ERCentral Peninsula General HospitalSoldotna · 9.9 miDirections →
★Best rated nearbyProvidence Alaska Medical Center★★★★★ · 58.7 miDirections →
+Low-cost carePeninsula Community Health Services of AlaskaSoldotna · 9.4 mi · sliding-scale feesDirections →
9.4 mi
Peninsula Community Health Services of Alaska
4 sites · nearest in Soldotna
Sliding-scale fees
Directions to nearest
9.9 mi
Central Peninsula General Hospital
Soldotna · ★★★★★
ER
42 mi
Indian Creek Health Center
Tyonek · community health center
Sliding-scale fees
58.5 mi
Alaska Native Medical Center
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
58.7 mi
Providence Alaska Medical Center
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
59.6 mi
Alaska Regional Hospital
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
! Primary careFunny River's county is a federal shortage area for some residents.ME-Kenai Peninsula Borough · need score 13 of 25
! Dental careFunny River's county is a federal shortage area.Kenai Peninsula Borough · need score 8 of 25
! Mental healthFunny River's county is a federal shortage area for some residents.ME-Kenai Peninsula Borough · need score 17 of 25

Hospitals: Medicare overall star ratings, 1–5. Community health centers charge on a sliding scale by income. Distances are straight-line from the center of Funny River. Shortage areas: HRSA Health Professional Shortage Areas (a “population” designation covers specific residents, such as those with low incomes).

All 40 measures for Funny River
MeasureFunny RiverMarginAlaska
Chronic conditions
High blood pressure41.6%37.7–45.4%32.5%worse
High cholesterol43.4%39.4–47.2%33.4%worse
Obesity31%26.3–35.8%35.5%about the same
Arthritis32.7%29.3–36.1%23.3%worse
Depression18%15.4–20.7%20.7%about the same
Lost all teeth (65+)12.3%10.3–14.9%13.5%about the same
Asthma10%8.8–11.2%10.6%about the same
Cancer (not skin)12.8%11.5–14.1%7%worse
Diabetes11.4%9.6–13.3%9.4%worse
COPD8.2%6.7–10%6.1%worse
Heart disease9.1%7.7–10.5%5.7%worse
Stroke4.3%3.7–5.1%3.1%worse
Habits
Smoke cigarettes14%11.2–17.2%16%about the same
Binge drink14%11.8–16.3%17.6%better
Get no exercise21.4%17.5–25.5%21.7%about the same
Sleep under 7 hours28.2%24.7–32.2%35.1%better
Care & screenings
Yearly checkup72%68.6–75.1%68.8%about the same
Dentist visit61.6%58.6–64.7%59.7%about the same
Cholesterol check86.6%84.7–88.2%79.6%better
Colon screening66.2%62.5–70.1%59.2%better
Mammogram59.3%52.8–66.6%66%about the same
Taking BP meds77.7%74.4–80.7%68%better
No health insurance8%6.2–10.1%10%about the same
Mind & connection
Feel lonely29%25.3–32.9%33.3%better
Lack emotional support19.6%16.6–22.7%25.4%better
Frequent mental distress12.5%10.8–14.2%16.1%better
Fair or poor health18.4%15.2–21.9%18.6%about the same
Frequent physical distress14.7%12.5–17%13.1%about the same
Everyday needs
Food insecurity9.5%7.5–11.7%14.3%better
Housing insecurity7.6%6.2–9.1%12.3%better
Utility shut-off threat5.2%4.4–6.2%8.2%better
No reliable transportation5.8%4.9–6.8%9%better
Receive SNAP6.6%5.1–8.3%10.1%
Disability
Any disability31.1%26.8–35.6%29.6%
Walking or climbing stairs14.8%12.2–17.8%11.9%
Thinking or memory11.1%9.4–13%14%
Hearing11.1%9.7–12.7%7.7%
Vision4.5%3.8–5.3%4.7%
Dressing or bathing3.7%3.1–4.4%3.3%
Errands alone7%5.9–8.3%7.6%
About these numbers

How CDC estimates town health

They're modeled estimatesCDC combines a large national health survey with each area's age, sex, race and income mix to estimate local rates. Nobody surveyed Funny River door to door.
Close calls stay grayEvery figure has a margin of error. When the Alaska figure falls inside it, we don't call Funny River better or worse.
CDC's own town estimateCDC publishes Funny River directly, so these are its own figures.

CDC PLACES: Local Data for Better Health, 2025 release. The Alaska figure combines its counties, weighted by adult population.

Health estimates: CDC PLACES. Hospitals and star ratings: Medicare Care Compare (CMS). Health centers and shortage areas: HRSA. Town boundaries: U.S. Census Bureau.

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